The End of the Beginning
January 20, 2009

- President Barack Obama
Obama has taken the oath of office, delivered his inaugural address, accompanied the Bushes to their helicopter (maybe so we could watch to be sure he was really leaving), and now he is at a luncheon with members of Congress, and they are calling him President Obama. I have been a faithful CNN observer of this whole drama since the beginning of the beginning, and now there is no reason for me not to get in the car and go to the grocery store. I have witnessed the end of the beginning. Obama must now be given time to take a deep breath before the beginning of the rest. And, as his daughter said, “This better be good.”
I feel a little silly admitting this, but I sat in front of the TV all morning with my point and shoot camera in hand, and I am now the possessor of a hundred or more pictures of my TV set. It might not be the next best thing to being there, but it’s what I’ve got. That and a million thoughts running through my head.
I think America is ready to come back. We had a period of time when we the people were a little too self-absorbed to keep an observant eye on our government, and we have a big mess to show for our actions, or rather, lack of actions. Barack Obama is not going to save us, but he is the right leader for a people who are ready to save themselves. I want to do that. It’s what I want for my grandchildren. It’s what I want for the people who have gone before, and worked and sacrificed for the sake of our unspeakably brilliant democracy.
As I watched the helicopter leave Washington, I called my friend Elizabeth to see if she had been able to see any of the morning’s events. She was watching at that very moment. I told her how I had documented everything and she laughed at me. She said she thought Chief Justice Roberts had read the oath of office wrong. I said he probably did it on purpose. We paused in our conversation for a long time, no doubt thinking deep thoughts about democracy, justice and the American way, and then in the same instant we both referred to him using a crude epithet. Then we laughed and laughed. We are best friends. Life is good. Time to begin the rest of it.
I made out my grocery list last night, so I’m off to the grocery store.
Cold Turkey
November 3, 2008

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I have had CNN turned on for almost two years, keeping track of the most interesting soap opera ever on TV. With only hours left before the last vote is cast in the presidential election of 2008, I am already beginning to dread Wednesday’s withdrawal symptoms. Not only have I forgotten what it is like to have the silence of a house without a TV blaring, but I have actually begun to talk to the TV. The first to lament the demise of civility in our society, the things I say to the TV are the epitome of incivility! I keep a stack of paper next to my chair to crumple and throw at the screen, a la Keith Olbermann.
My heart breaks (I’m kidding) for the talking heads, pollsters, surrogates, pundits, analysts, strategists and endorsers who will soon join the already frightening numbers of the unemployed. Cable broadcast stations will find themselves with no viewers. Sarah Palin will have to return her wardrobe. Geo. W. Bush will be allowed to leave the White House. Bill Clinton will face a lonely retirement when we all realize we just don’t care. Legions of public figures will look in the mirror and wonder what they were thinking, to say what they said on national TV, and whether anyone will remember, or should they begin insisting they were misquoted? Ignore the fact that their rantings were recorded on video tape. Where will the crowds go to boo and shout, “Drill, Baby, Drill?” We’ll have to deal with our economic problems, instead of just talking about them, and Tina Fey will finally be released from SNL. At least Joe the Plumber has a new beginning after the election.
Fortunately, CNN recognizes our collective pain, and offers pointers on how to handle problems of withdrawal. Control what you can control. Talk to real people for a change. Turn off the TV. CNN said THAT? If your guy loses, realize that you may be angry for awhile, but, then, channel that anger and do something to improve your own neighborhood. A big bonfire of election signs? If your anger persists, you might want to seek a professional therapist. Who, you ask? Well, Donna Brazile, Leslie Sanchez, Wolf Blitzer, Pat Buchanan, Chris Matthews, to name a few. They should all be available.










